10 Pop Valentines For Anyone In Your Life
Posted by Newson 02/14/2011 at 3:00 PM
The Popdust Files: avril lavigne, britney spears, bruno mars, edward maya, jaden smith, justin bieber, lady gaga, lloyd, luke bryan, new hollow, onerepublic, sick puppies, valentine's day, vika jigulina
Happy Valentine’s Day, Popdust readers! If you’re looking for a way to send a message to the special someone in your life, but your local drugstore is all out of Reese’s Hearts and Tron-themed cards, might we suggest a pop song? These ten tracks from the current Billboard Hot 100 can send a message to any person in your life—and all for the cost of an e-mail!
FOR YOUR CRUSH OBJECT:
Bruno Mars, “Just The Way You Are”
FOR YOUR MAYBE-TWO-TIMING-YOU LOVER:
New Hollow, “Boyfriend”
FOR THE ACCORDION AFICIONADO IN YOUR LIFE:
Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina, “Stereo Love”
FOR YOUR BUDDY WHO HAS A BIT OF A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT HER ROMANTIC FRUSTRATION:
Justin Bieber feat. Jaden Smith, “Never Say Never”
FOR THE FRIEND WHO MAKES YOU FEEL UNREASONABLY SAPPY EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FULLY AWARE THAT S/HE IS MANIPULATING YOUR EMOTIONS:
FOR SOMEONE YOU REALLY LIKE, BUT IN A TOTALLY NON-CREEPY WAY (SERIOUSLY) (EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO THEM IN FOUR MONTHS):
Luke Bryan, “Someone Else Calling You Baby”
FOR THE SPECIAL SOMEONE YOU WANT TO SEDUCE IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES:
Lloyd, “Lay It Down”
FOR THE PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE ANNOYED OUT OF YOUR LIFE ASAP:
Avril Lavigne, “What The Hell”
FOR THAT DUDE YOU KNOW WHO WAS MORE THRILLED BY SWITCHFOOT’S OFF-CAMERA WIN THAN BY ANYTHING ELSE AT THE GRAMMYS:
Sick Puppies, “Maybe”
FOR YOUR SOCIALLY MALADROIT PAL WHO COULD PROBABLY USE A COPY OF HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS MORE THAN A VALENTINE:
Britney Spears, “Hold It Against Me”
Still searching for the perfect beat? Here’s a bonus Valentine courtesy of the song that’s probably going to be the next chart’s top dog:
FOR YOUR PAL WHO SHOULD REALLY TRY OUT FOR RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE (OR A PANELIST SLOT ON I LOVE THE ’90S)
Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”
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